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The 2016 Thunderdome

Chicago was recently passed over for the 2016 Olympics, but another Midwestern city gets a big boost that year (courtesy of The Onion Radio News).

Just a few tidbits from the Interwebs today…

Dieting With Fat-Blockers: the old, and the new.

I’m sorry– Midwestern EARTHQUAKES???

The Packers might be putting the era to bed on the first day of the season, but look for the national (and local) media to have SEVERE withdrawal symptoms this fall.

That is all for now…

Packers unceremonious post-season exit got you down?

This faux headline from this week’s Onion cheered me up:
‘Dallas Area Suicide Hotline Operators Get Their Popcorn Ready’

It’s nice to think that, as shitty as Green Bay’s loss at home to the Giants was, the Cowboys loss at home to the Giants was even shittier.