1. What is the problem with getting everyone in America a high-speed Internet connection? Did getting everyone a phone take this long?

2. October in WI: scrape your windows in the morning, roll them down in the afternoon.

3. Realizing that while in college, I’ve “read” entire books of whose content I have absolutely no memory.

4. The Packers are screwed.

5. I want to be a superhero — not for the powers, but I figure they barely have any paperwork to worry about.