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Almost Forgot

Crap, I forgot to mention that the 40th Anniversary party for the Wisconsin Review was last Thursday at the Algoma Club in Oshkosh, and it was a very nice event. I think everyone in attendance had a good time, and while I was nervous leading up to the event, I was pleased with the way it all turned out.

Went out with the rest of the staff afterwards, and that was fun, too. We had never ‘hung out’ before, but maybe we should over the summer. I proposed that Peabody’s could be a nice venue for staff meetings during the months of June July and August.

Now I’m really out.

Up Nort Der Again Y'Hoser

Well at least they have the internet.

I’m in Eagle River to visit the folks and get some things done around the house in prep for Memorial Day weekend.

I cleaned out the chimney this morning, and now I’m at the coffee joint with the wifi access whilst I wait for some work to be finished on clothes that I’m taking back to the ‘Valley’ for Lorch’s wedding.

Which, good god, is only two weeks away.

Speaking of which, it’s going to be bloody outstanding to get out of Oshkosh for a few days. If you’ve talked to me in the last week or so, I probably mentioned being burned out at work. *sigh* Just really need some time off to re-group and get ready for the summer.

Later on in July, I’m taking a week off to either fly to L.A. or drive to Bozeman, so if you have a particular opinion on that one way or the other, lemme have it.

Meanwhile, there will be an email going out to the Bock folk in a couple days about a Brewers outing, so watch for that.

Did anybody see that Mission Impossible flick last night? I was just wondering if any spaceships that looked like DC-8s were featured at some point…

Other than that, I’m going to read the paper now.

PS- I turned on some more features on the site, if you feel like messing around with em a little, I’d be mildly interested to hear what you think.

Prediction

Check out this story that I pulled off the AP wire this afternoon:

CBS Announces Broadband Channel

This news at about the same time that ABC has started posting its recently aired episodes of Lost, Alias, and Desperate Housewives to stream FOR FREE on their website…

I am banking on Internet television opening up a whole new dimension of entertainment possibilities in the next five years or so– imagine if networks no longer had to result to cancellation of ‘niche’ shows like Arrested Development or Family Guy, and instead could just relegate them to the web?

Or better still — this sort of distribution could open the gates for less conventional material to actually GET MADE, rather than banking on the drab, hopelessly formulaic, 22-minute schtick that saturates the average TV network (and causes me to watch almost nothing).

Wil Lights the Fire AGAIN!

I read Wil Wheaton’s blog pretty religiously via RSS.

He had a post the other day about an issue that I had *heard* of, but not investigated too much. It’s worth the followup if you haven’t already, so please take a look at the following links:

Adam Green on The Huffington Post
Save the Internet dot com
MoveOn.org Civic Action

Talk to you again soon…

Am I the Crazy One?

Soo-oooooo…..

The continued growing unrest in the mid-east, combined with the skyrocketing price of oil, in conjunction with the current administration’s unyielding intentions of “spreading the blessings of democracy” everywhere, alongside a vast majority of Americans’ unceasing tendancy to consume-CONSUME-CONSUME!!! makes me frightened that the Revolution could be coming in my lifetime.

Best-case scenario, assuming that the Westernization of parts of the world like Asia and (portions of) Africa continues, one *must* envision an impending throw-down (on a much grander scale than anything currently in play) between the Islamic world and the godless Western infidels.

What say you, Comrade?

The End of the Alphabet

I kicked open the door to the north end of Polk, my shades in one hand and Starbucks in the other. I watched a kid pump some change into the vending machine, slap the button and retrieve his… juice.

A couple weeks ago, I called in a rant to the A-T about the undergrads lining up 4 or 5 deep between classes to order their fruit smoothies, preventing my pickup of a simple cup of goddamn coffee.

Last week, a student came into my office and said, “Oh, you graduated in 97? How old does that make you, then?” And earlier in the week, a parent said to me on the phone, “Well, I mean– you prob’ly have kids. Do you have kids?”

I dunno what we’ve got going on here, but me being on the tail end of the famous ‘Generation X,’ I can see the division between me and these students more clearly all the time.

Michelle can tell you — it’s made me doubt my ‘hip-ness’ at times, and wonder aloud if I am perceived as ‘some old guy,’ a vested member of That Group Against Which All Young People Stand.

There’s definitely a different culture coming into play, and while I haven’t sythesized or made sense of the advent of this transition, it is interesting to be on its front lines. The earliest members of Gen X now have kids going to college, and I think it’s just a little surreal when you start to feel a group with this whole other world view starting to nip at your heels.

I mean what the hell’s with all this juice? Doesn’t anyone pump unhealthy chemicals into their bodies anymore? And if you tell me about young people being more health-conscious, well then I ask you: what happened to that good ol’ 90’s cynicism? What happened to Pulp Fiction, Seinfeld, and Kurt Cobain?

Goddammit.

Anyway, my coffee’s empty, and my battery’s low. I think I’ll go out for a smoke.

Oscar Weekend: The Post-Game

I hope no one thinks that this is too much of a disservice, but the facts are: if you want a comprehensive review of the films up for awards this year, there are plenty of people getting paid to do it more eloquently than I… that being said, here are my thoughts, movie-by-movie (in the order I saw them), on what I watched over the weekend.

The New World
As expected, visually breathtaking. Malick is a true film artist at this time when so many movies are just a camera pointed at the people reciting dialogue. Really enjoyed the score as well; combined with the images, it created a surreal mood early on when Smith was with the Indians. This one is up for best cinematography, and of the four of those that I saw (excluding Memoirs of a Geisha), it will be a tough call. There are some strong contenders in the mix that were all nominated for different reasons.

Brokeback Mountain
I enjoyed this one, but the media-hype machine pushed expectations too high for me. Again, a visual delight; the juxtaposition of the fresh, unspoiled regions of Brokeback Mountain itself and the beat-up, sometimes dirty crevices of civilization conveyed the feelings I think we were supposed to be picking up from the men. But that’s a pretty conventional assessment and I guess that’s the biggest problem I had here – other than the main characters being homosexual, this was a fairly conventional love story. I’m either too “hip,” (therefore de-sensitized) to what made it unique, or, as Jen offered, “we’re just insensitive pricks,” I suppose. We agreed that we’ve seen the story of unrequited love with the death of one of the lovers played out a million times before. Was the execution of that formula different here? Yes. Different enough to make it my “best picture”? No. Individual performances are what I thought were most award-worthy here. This one is up for best actor, best supporting actor, best supporting actress, best cinematography, best director, best original score, best picture, and best adapted screenplay. Out of the 8, I won’t be surprised to see it go home with 4-6.

Good Night, and Good Luck.
Although I admit that his work doesn’t appeal to everybody, I have to classify myself as a George Clooney fan. I really enjoyed his directorial debut in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and I had a good time at this one, too. Even the people my age that know who Edward Murrow and Joe McCarthy? are (and let me say if you don’t, would you read some books, please?) did not experience the fight between them firsthand. So, this was an interesting foray into our nation’s recent history. On a couple other levels, it’s a nice look at how television began to sway public opinion and policy, and given the events and political climate of the present, a strong chorus of that adage about forgetfulness and repetition of history. Some of the things I really liked a lot about this movie: David Strathairn’s portrayal of Ed Murrow, the seamless editing of new footage with the actual news material from CBS, and above all, something I value a lot since so few people these days seem concerned with it – I thought the movie was tight, clean, and economical. This was the shortest flick that I saw over the weekend, but they did what they set out to accomplish. Obviously, there are still plenty of people in audiences around the country that can recall these events as they happened. Clooney didn’t set out to make an Aviator-length film about Murrow, McCarthy? or both. They interpreted the key events and put them together in an interesting and thought-provoking way. There are nominations here for best actor, art direction, cinematography, director, motion picture, and original screenplay. The thing is, they’re up against heavy hitters in every category. I hope it lands one or two, but I could easily see it winding up an also-ran across the board.

Munich
I’m also a Spielberg fan. And really, how could you not be? I think over the years, he’s done such a wide variety of things, everyone who watches movies can probably point to one of them and say they liked it (I bet George Lucas wishes he could say that. Actually, no, I’m sure George Lucas doesn’t give a damn. He probably just laughs menacingly like Jabba the Hutt while he tinkers with his Dagobah playset and throws another band of 50’s on the fire. But I digress.) . That being said, this movie was a good time, not exactly what I expected (having not read a synopsis before my screening), and very well executed across the board. It was too goddamn long, though. Steve, what’re ya doin to me? This badboy clocked in at almost 3 hours, and while I understand that your commitment to the actual events required a certain number things to happen, you could’ve tightened it up a little and still gotten the point across. This is the only one I saw over the weekend where I feel asleep for a few minutes. Not a ringing endorsement, but like I said, I still enjoyed it overall. It’s up for best picture, adapted screenplay, director, editing seriously?, and original score. I dunno, maybe it gets 1 or 2 max? This is another that I think could go away with only the nominations.

Capote
The only thing I really knew about Truman Capote going in to this movie was that he wrote Breakfast at Tiffany’s. With that in mind, it may seem strange to hear me say, “Philip Seymour Hoffman was fantastic,” because how would I know? I gauged his performance, though, against what I’ve seen him do in the past, and I can say with confidence this was the best I’ve ever seen him. Looking at his body of work, I can take an element or a moment of his other characters, and say, “well see – that’s Philip Seymour Hoffman,” but I couldn’t do that here. He played a role very well and—if I’m not mistaken—in his first shot at being the lead guy in a major movie. Kinda neat. Capote is up for best picture, adapted screenplay, best actor, best supporting actress, and best director. I would really like to see Phil pull down the best actor award, but if they get another one, it’ll be surprising.

OK, so that’s that. I didn’t really see enough of the field of nominees this year to make a lot of calls on what can or should win, but I did at least see all the best picture (and therefore, best director) nominees, so who would I be voting for? Crash for best pic, and Clooney for director. I think Ang Lee is gonna win both, though. Just a call.

Oscar Weekend

I have not had as much time as I used to in the last several months to get out there and see all the movies that I might’ve wanted to see.

Next Sunday (March 5) is the Academy Awards show, and in the last five years or so, I’ve always at least taken in the 5 flicks up for best picture, so that when the winner is announced, I can have a qualified opinion about why the people who do the voting are fucking idiots.

This year will be no exception, although I am in the position of needing this “cram” weekend to do it all.

Last night, Jen and I went to the budget theatre in Oak Creek to catch The New World, which is up for best cinematography. I really enjoyed Terrence Malick’s The Thin Red Line, so I banked on this one being equally moving from a visual standpoint. I thought it was, for the most part.

Today I have three flicks on the agenda: Brokeback Mountain at noon, Good Night, and Good Luck around 3, and Munich later in the evening. That will leave me with only one left to go in the Best Pic category…

Right now Jen is breathing down my neck to help her with some housework, though, so that’s all I have to say about that. If you’re in Milwaukee and want to join up for any of the day’s movies, give me a call.

Reviews/reactions to come…

Analyze This

Had a really weird sequence of dream images last night, check this out:

I went to see ‘Brokeback Mountain,’ and I was really surprised that most of the movie was actually about how the Harlem Globetrotters built Stonehenge. The forbidden love shared between two cowboys was just a throw-in in the last ten minutes…

Later at home, I was slicing square carrots in my bedroom, when all of a sudden I got a message from Tom Carr that the Emperor was demanding I make contact with him. I took a knee on the platform, and was about to ask, ‘What is thy bidding, my master?’ when a giant holographic image of Brett Favre sitting on a tractor appeared before me, and I decided that calling Brett ‘my master’ would sound really strange.

Any thoughts?

Restroom Protocol

There are certain unwritten rules that I follow when using a public restroom, and I’d like to share them with you for debate/information…

1. Avoid eye contact with any person whose fly is open
2. Do not initiate conversation with anyone engaged in any act of human waste removal (although I may respond to someone who addresses me while I am urinating, provided that eye contact is avoided)
3. Whenever possible, maintain a 1-urinal “buffer zone” between fellow restroom occupants
4. Always use soap
5. Maintain a distance of at least 4 inches from the urinal, but do not exceed 8 inches
6. Do not, under any circumstances, engage in conversation with someone who is occupying a stall, or engage in conversation while occupying a stall

I would thank you to observe these rules any time we are in a public restroom together…