A few folks have asked if they could read a copy of my thesis (i.e., novella) after it was done.
I have joked that one of the things that everyone who has written a thesis says to every one of their friends and/or colleagues that wrote a thesis is, “I would love to read your thesis,” and none of those theses actually get read.
That being the case, you will not offend me in the least by never reading this. However, in case you do care to venture down that path, this is the exact copy that I turned in today. Have a good time, and thanks.